My life--Philippines (5) went

My life--Philippines (5) went

This morning, just after 7 o'clock, staying at the resort, the only employees--responsible for procurement office clerk Sadel (because the first two days guests with continuous busy before half months didn't have a rest, so after I approve all holiday home, today at noon came back to work) edge knocking at my door edge yelling my name: a call to me--the Boss call!-to the Office of the resort only a telephone (with power supply and outdoor antenna--is "wireless"!).

"I am not around! stay in Taiwan with something. The guests go Cebu airport to meet you! ". Gosh! you wouldn't! is not your own account that just want to come back, by the way, this mission will bring guests to personally, I don't have to pick up? I groaned. "But you are only informed me that fear is the next opportunity to late!" I remind the (recently a ban to stay fog Clippers is open 7: 35, and from the resort to the Terminal at least 30 minutes, Miss the words next is 9: 00, that late!). "You try!" He also informed me really late.

Hang up the phone, immediately wash your face and brush your teeth.

Rushed out the door this thought that drivers who put fake!? start? impossible! Sadel she does she left!, in addition to the breakfast being hostel door security, don't think about it, counting on him that only me!! but I do not have a driver's license number is not stated that drove a hand number five fingers to just let me? I don't have the confidence to all vehicles destructively! arriving at the terminal may in addition. It is the line up, it is up!

Get the key, says she also Sadel went to the city to buy for the guests of the ingredients (holiday village of food must be purchased on the day) that you want to take my car to go to.

I "warning" her I was basically can't drive! her silly, that still have to go with. With you, lost little life can take a dianbei!--no-loss!

Nervously, journey, was surprisingly well--at least not carried as a fire, the clutch died just car at channeling out metres, was yelled at several acoustic Sadel! I 60km/h speeds "flying" in only one car on the way to the half-width, and from time to time to avoid the children on their way to school, heads of slip anywhere a Hyena, oncoming motorcycle.

Thanks, thanks, thanks to the Buddha, thank God! bless me harmed and reached the pier, sitting in fujia seat Sadel face long white half, or not!, the little black girls many "Freckle" money!

As for his "great creation" thrilled, but it is a pot of cold water poured a permeable! now time-7: 40! go Cebu ship two minutes ago left!

SMS notification the Taiwan: I'll be late.

Then call the Cebu booked pick car (a man called the Philippines drivers Roldan Magdadaro, driving a Toyota VAN, we often use in Cebu in his car).

Leave off the boat also has a lot of hours, it's still early, eat breakfast.

Do not dare to open up, called aside of three-wheeled motorcycle, two people crowded into the car, this is my first time to take this kind of public transport. Two people in this small bucket felt quite crowded, really imagine weekdays this car can't squeeze on six Filipinos? to a local pay 10 bucks PESO. A look at the Sadel actually took me to their Filipino people eating shops. Alone, or a "buffet", 15P/person: fried egg, fried meat, fried cat fish "," plus white rice! she can eat you enjoyed, aggressive! paid for her, he then went to nearby supermarket to buy bread, drink.

Finished then paternity Sadel some today working arrangements, would keep her there for supermarket open purchase related articles.

8: 30 back to the pier, buy a ticket, then to another window next to buy insurance (compulsory insurance, it is necessary to buy or not to let the ship), 9: 00 on-time departure, the class of shipping companies is the SuperCat (7: 35 is OCEANJET), built by the Japan very advanced dual-body express ship (ship side and water contact, the middle is Lou empty), only one deck, but abnormal broad, each row of a dozen air seat, it is very comfortable, air-conditioned and each time was too cold.

Cabin front, middle, there are two big-screen TV playing United States large, a film down almost just arrived at Cebu.

In the boat to a bottle of water, 500ml selling 25P (also sanming smelter, instant noodles and so on, are the mangui).

The Philippines in general are sold the price (except for large supermarket--10 to block a bottle), considered more expensive than petrol also come! highest "Super lead-free" is no more than 30 P/L.

10: 45 on-time arrival CEBU Pier, Roldan--we're rental car drivers have Cebu waiting for me.

Know that I'm in a hurry, so he gave him that one of the nine TOYOTA VAN open very fast, and finally at 11: 10 reached located in Mactan Cebu International Airport of the island, while the six came from Taipei Guest has set a wait I nearly fifteen minutes.

Before coming to a sincere apology, against "God" yesterday.

One also! 's diving coach headed (this is a group of divers, this coach to us the whole story here is not ten times, the regiment's other guests are his diving students) with my boss (also a coach-class characters) is very familiar with, but also comfort I said that it did not matter, it will only have a small!

Hurry up, then guests help drivers together will be guests and more than a dozen heavy diving equipment box into the boot.

First take the guests to go to a restaurant for lunch.

Because when the ship I had a call last booked meal, serve soon, guests had already left to eat, I have found a corner to enjoy my lunch. This is an authentic Hou, things done a good job,Chef or from Hong Kong please come.

Because time is still early, so few table guests, restaurant boss come idle with nothing to chat with me.

This is the ancestral home of Guangdong, the sixties, to the Philippines fell more than 50 years, can speak good English and Visa Asia language (Philippine Central including Cebu, Visa-Asian languages, completely different from what we used to say "Tagalog"--that is including the Manila, Southern Luzon's click Caleb hanunoo) and English, the basic do not speak Mandarin but can understand (estimate is that with satellite-TV within only a few of Taichung science), so when I tell my AC in Mandarin Chinese, he would speak Cantonese--okay, I understand it a little bit of English, otherwise two Chinese who do not use English to communicate!

Hurriedly finished, go to the checkout (we do are No Shopping of a full mission, guests of the tour already contains all of the costs--in addition to the Guide tip), guest table together with my two dishes over a total of 4000P! it's not cheap.

Because of the divers, stroke and do not need to do on a City Tour, eating directly to the Terminal.

This time period should be sitting of 1: 30 OCEANJET boat, give the driver, so running the wrong to SuperCat port. The car has just to enter the Terminal there is a large group of removers Wai. Get off, a look at me, several familiar left without any word went after unloading baggage car moving, and I go to buy tickets, just came across on rare promotional period, buy a ticket to get a free ticket. Inform the return date, the conductor will be printed, and be together. After the security check (actually a boat has to do a security check) and designated places (at a seating chart is free to choose where to sit, so I usually try to arrange the guests sit near the window), greeting guests at Hou Hall while watching CCTV on the large side of United States sit tight paternity. I had to return to a baggage ticket, and Porter's tips to pay up--each 20P.

Bohol Island of Tagbilaran City routes between with Cebu, fast boat with two companies, time is just staggering.

Morning when I was 9: 00AM SuperCat of, but now 1: 30PM just OCEANJET, use made in Shanghai, as the single high-speed ships do not like the SuperCat is double, so sit back and forth as SuperCat spacious, also take a lot more. Upper and lower deck, ship companies only sell the underlying to the number of votes, the top vote not sell! because the upper layer is open, but only those "Metamorphosis" of the West will be kept lower own there is air conditioning blowing seat sit not, but would rather go to top go to suffer! cabin with SuperCat as two TV, but on a screen, you don't want to sound "silent" will have a separate fee to rent a wireless headset--like 20P, although few money but feel inferior to SuperCat kind. The crew will cut off the titles, so no rent headphones free "look" of the piece, but occasionally cheap I--because they take title to the Chinese.

Settle the guests sit down on the number, go to the stern to confirm whether the luggage has been full of moving up, and routinely buy drinking water to the guests.

Then call drivers Damalerio (in mint island we rented his Korea KIA of VAN), let him in Tagbilaran Terminal I. Then back to resort to the driver that Suzuki from loading luggage marasmius cards (because that one little boot of KIA, fear hold).

Following nearly two hours may slightly break!

We must start on time reached the Tagbilaran Pier, Damalerio and resorts of the driver, little brother has been waiting for.

The luggage handed over to the little brother, the angels, the infra, with guests, first back to the resort, luggage transport from little brother handle loading.

Half an hour later my dear resort, welcoming guests to run out of juice and ran to tell me about today can deduct the trip out to add one more night dives at the shore (the original trip to tomorrow to start diving), fortunately I have experience, early on that they may make such request, let dive guide yesterday to hit 6 cylinder (the majority of diving are normal compressed air cylinders, air compressor can boost-bottle, very simple).

After I moved about resort crab boat captain with guests to leave this 5 minute boat ride of diving sites--coral forest--Duljo, because it is a night dive, safety first, purposely let holiday village three plenary latent Guide, Filipino, and give out the kitchen dinner later, as they dive back on the table. For additional tour, so it is an additional fee, taking into account the diving coach headed is my boss's friend, only every portrait collection of received 200PESO cylinders.

At this point the luggage to, open the equipment box installation diving gear.

Fifteen minutes later guests start I idly sitting at the beach to enjoy the sunset, when the staff to call me your message. I let the House sent the package arrived, my PDA to Philippines start two days ago, suddenly the machine is broken, fix bad motherboard to 15 days. Because it is boring, just call home and send them to me, asked the FedEx, three days that do not have to pay customs duties, to the Philippines but was detained by the customs, said must pay off sharp--more than 6000 P! TMMD! so cheat money! "said now do not have to pay money, said they like what you want to do with customs formalities after a month! between before and after running for Office in Tagbilaran of FedEx and CEBU branch, ask three I do not know, and they said they didn't come across this kind of thing so I do not know how to deal with, after a" considerable "fierce struggle, finally promised I'm going to ask the customs. One week to the electrical asks, is still not clear, called Manager tore face only so much they kaima completed the damn "procedures", said there was good news--tariff by 6000 more drops to 3800 more PESO! " GAN "! plus jifei 350 RMB, total costs for the last thousand peopleCoins and a month and a half hours! big loss!

Plug in the charger, several employees have long been Wai up curiously, they look interesting, well, they went on to play the game.

An hour or so, boat back to far saw potential guide carrying a one metre long, diameter 10 cm, entire bodies perfectly round fish, approaching a look to see the original article was the conger eel (previously only in the animal planet seen)! apparently knew not a mess of things, like article zoom N times the eel, Lucy a long moment of teeth, a ferocious appearance! one more in the Centre of the head hole, apparently this guys keep me with a spear gun out.

Sure enough, the ship's little brother carrying a two meter long spear gun, gun head Harpoon hanging on for several bars and red grouper and I do not know the fish. Just wanted to take a look at the kaima, but also because those guests fishing and seemed very excited (conger eel is guests playing, the rest is made up of submarine inertial), slightly lessons for a moment that let them.

For fear of our chef will not have foot care these good things (and I know our Filipino Cook will certainly grouper and roasted Pike is not is bombed), which offer a guest to get.

A busy after served something really different where guests are also invited to! I to enjoy, and share a part of the eel out to our employees to share (to tell the truth, that thing is too big, we can't eat out, a waste of shame).

This is my first time seeing really conger eel, let alone eating. Meat quality compact, dense, very tasty! really is very very good! but Grouper to mention!

Exhausted after dinner, several single guest (guest in a couple rail, is seashore) Karma… ran to ask me where can I find the "Miss".

By! is such a thing! "said Japan's color, in fact, Chinese or not to go! Taiwan so, mainland Chinese, Hong Kong people are the same, except as a tourist guide! managed resort, even with" pimping "! forget, be free to free it, not to mention the sex industry in the Philippines, after all, is illegal, in case of bad luck caught will have trouble! crowed resorts of drivers to arrange, but they have to call on me, said let me help with reference to the reference. It was also this back! "and" beauty contest judges ". Jiudianduo clock, coach as representative, I, together with three drivers on the road. The car drove up to half a bet, I suddenly smell a burnt smell, look at the water table, into the red zone, hastened to make drivers stop! open hood, a white smoke rises. Ask the driver to roadside residences to water, holding on to run less than five minutes and does not work! call Damalerio, let him off his desk KIA to meet us, leave a driver rehabilitation, turn around and then get his reckoning!--recent car defects not, would let him away for maintenance, but his appetite, dragged out of the ground finally big problem--these lazy Philippine people!

I find the "Miss" live to Damalerio, he went to the PUB, several are ragged, look very clean look, I do not dare to enter.

As I expected as a result, the coach pick to selected to have a look in. Here is a small place, unlike those in Cebu/nightclub, decoration elegant KTV room--pretty much let people eyes almost fell out, especially those with a half-blood, is of absolute beauty, the process of Alcoa inrush, the curling upward, the fine fine! let people stunning! and choose to extensive, like what type.

Damalerio had to take us to continue to put the whole town, almost turned Squall, finally, finally called the three girls.

Are still very young, about twenty years old, is not black, build better, is not so beautiful, there is no way that this is already several "best" of the city! prices are expensive. Per person One Night, 3500P/Cebu top also blinds. Who told this is a small place, "from" Yi XI Wei GUI!

With these three "prey" to return to the resort has over eleven o'clock, the guests told me to go to the beach, on the table and Chair, let a few dishes in the kitchen, together with noodles, drink whiskey.

It was not long before, do not know what the "beast" Miss together on proposed call into swimming, the result can be imagined. I ran staff quarters view they are sleeping, lest they ran out of fun. And go to the Office explanation related personnel work tomorrow. All settled, back to the room to sleep after swimming pools, the men and women naked, naked! to ruckus in the water are happy, clothes, trousers are everywhere, a Bra is also linked to the swimming pool on the edge of the coconut trees (the tree is short, only three or four metres high)! a guest also called out my name is going to play with me, but when you do not hear rush back to the room.

Close the door, your sleep, the door was then fierce (my door is facing the swimming pool) are also infringe my dream, because the day is so tired!

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